I've seen people recommend putting a shower curtain down, which seems a bit of a faff to me but might work for some. You can also buy a plastic sheet for £3.95 on ebay. £3.95! For a plastic sheet, for god's sake. Plus postage, naturally.

I'd like to get a nice piece of lino, probably about a metre by a metre but I haven't got that  organised yet so at the moment I'm making do with some old washable wallpaper that I found lying about my gaff. It's working rather well, I must say. And when I say washable, I mean silk-backed, 80 quid a metre, la-di-dah. It's not mine... if only.

Anyway, something is better than nothing. We've got floorboards, it was a flippin' nightmare trying to get bits of cheese out of the cracks. As the actress said to the bishop...


PS A rather charming woman called Nell has just left a comment to suggest putting a  newspaper down on the floor so that when it gets splattered you can just wheech off the top layer. It's a good idea, and as soon as I work out how to show the comments under the posts you will all be able to see it without clicking anything. Any ideas as to how I do this? Anyone?