Can't believe I'm sharing this but here goes...to the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town Baby's (insert name) having a poo, It's smelly and brown, It's making her grumble, it's making her frown. Chorus Baby girl is having a poo! Baby girl is having a poo, Baby is haa-aving a po-oo! Baby's having a poo, It's stinky and small, It smells a great deal but there's not much at all. Chorus Baby's having a poo, It's sloppy and green, But mummy's wiping her bum, oh she's getting it clean. Chorus End