Well, the Weeble is a bit crap with forks - I am feeling very depressed after reading all your tales of fabulous cutlery prowess! However, he has a very fine grasp of how a well placed piece of cheese can act as an excellent fulcrum for a yoghurt-laden spoon... does anyone know how to get yoghurt off curtains? Seriously, he does do some spoon work, but is too impatient really. Your comments about metals forks have given me a Homer Simpson moment ("D'oh!") and I shall nip out and buy him some today. Those plastic forks are rubbish, aren't they!